Sweet Cheesus

Posted: July 1, 2012 in Uncategorized

Our feta, who art in creamy heaven,
Havarti be thy name,
Thy Cheese Kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
On earth as it is in Cheeseland,
Give us this day, our daily gouda,
And forgive us our debts,
So we may buy more Dolcelatte,
And lead us not into the vegan aisle,
but deliver us from soy and rice based alternatives.

 

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